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So your job sucks, eh?

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this:
On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers.
You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-TIP. Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home , lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully
place it on the bed side table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it
you will notice in small print the statement that " every rectal thermometer made by Q-TIP is PERSONALLY tested. "
Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, " I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-TIP company."


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I want
People :Doh!: I found the "Assault Rifle" Those "assault rifle bullets" are for. Talk about irresponsible.

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I want to say something but I just don’t know what to say. I want to think this is just humour, a joke, but I’m realizing that this is probably true and that there is more than one dimwit that thinks this is a deadly weapon. Of course we know that in fact a jack all is probably far more dangerous than a firearm.

Big Lew

This IS My Life
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Mission B.C.
I was in a large nursery building with many very long rows of plants on display for quite some time today.
All during that time everyone could hear a little child with a high pitched voice excitedly talking to her
mother and anyone else that she came in contact with as she and her mom went from row to row..
She never stopped talking the whole time and I could still hear her even when I was outside putting my
new plants in my truck. She had a lot people grinning at her non stop enthusiasm. Wonder how she's going
to be when she grows up!
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