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Some sayings - some even appropriate for a hunting forum

Vic

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A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - NOTHING.

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID WE MOVE?

WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL; WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.

BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT
HE DID WRONG.

INSTEAD OF "SINGLE" AS A MARITAL STATUS I PREFER "INDEPENDENTLY OWNED
AND OPERATED".

PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE TOO MANY WITNESSES.

LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR
FREE.

VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT,
FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK … "REALLY? THAT'S THE SPERM
THAT WON?"

IN MY DEFENCE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE
DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS
PERSON.

IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS
MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN
CROSSING THE ROAD....

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I USUALLY REALISE IT
RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
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