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10 REASONS I voted Liberal
#10. I voted Liberal because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want, I've decided to marry my German Shepherd and get some
#9. I voted Liberal because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
at more than 18% isn't.
#8. I voted Liberal because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I voted Liberal because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
#6. I voted Liberal because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that gets police to your home in order to identify your body and do
the proper paperwork after a home invasion.
#5. I voted Liberal because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
#4. I voted Liberal because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I voted Liberal because I believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Liberal
Government sees fit.
#2. I voted Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.
... And, the #1 reason I voted Liberal is because I think it's better
to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not build our own
pipelines because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or
fish here in Canada. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish
in those other countries. But, and I'm really, really glad I voted
Liberal because I'm now allowed to pay taxes on my taxes.
What a "clincher" that is?